Wife buys 12 underwears of same colour for hubby..??
Hubby- Why same colour sweetheart. people will think I never change my underwear.
A couple sees a hot girl..
Wife: So big, aren't they?
Wife: Are they artificial?
Husband: I think natural. ????
Wife: Ear-rings & Natural?? ????
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A man received message from his neighbor...
Sorry sir.., I am using your wife. I am using day and night. I am using when u r not present at home. In fact I am using more than U R using.
I confess this because now I feel very much guilt.
Hope U will accept my sincere apologies.
Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.
Few minutes later he received another message.
Sorry Sir, spelling mistake.., it's not wife but wifi.
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Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses
And Makes The Person NON Sense..!
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Definition Of Happy Couple -
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Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!
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'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."
"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten ur Life."
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