If You Give a Woman...

 Anything you give a woman, she'll make greater.

If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she will give you a home.

If you give her food, she will give you a banquet.

If you give her your smile, she will give you her heart...

Anything you give her, she will give greater.

So if you're planning to treat her like crap,

expect to receive a ton of it right back!