After MARRIAGE:
1st 3 yrs---Perfumes, Flowers,Chocolate,Fruits..
After 3 yrs---Baby powder,Johnson's, Baby creams, Lotions,Baby oils..,
After 15 yrs---Zandu Balm,Vicks,Iodex,Relispray..
After 40 yrs---Agarbatti..., incense.
After 3 yrs---Baby powder,Johnson's, Baby creams, Lotions,Baby oils..,
After 15 yrs---Zandu Balm,Vicks,Iodex,Relispray..
After 40 yrs---Agarbatti..., incense.
2. Four stages of marriage:
Mad for each other,
Made for each other,
Mad at each other
Mad because of each other
Made for each other,
Mad at each other
Mad because of each other
3. What's Marriage?
Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses
And Makes The Person NON Sense..!
That Destroys All The Six Senses
And Makes The Person NON Sense..!
4. Definition Of Happy Couple -
HE Does What SHE Wants…
SHE Does What SHE Wants.
SHE Does What SHE Wants.
5. Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband!!!
AND FINALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT TRUTHS
6. Mistakes
"Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."- by Shakespear
"Laughing At Your Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten Your Life."- by Shakespear's Wife
"Laughing At Your Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten Your Life."- by Shakespear's Wife
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