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A newly married couple was walking through a garden. Suddenly a dog ran towards them. They both knew it will bite them. The husband lifted his wife 💭 let the dog bite him than his sweetie. The dog stopped before them barked for a while and ran backwards. The husband put his wife down expecting a 💋 or 💏 from her. Then his wife shouted " I have seen people throwing stones and sticks at dogs ; this is the first time I am seeing someone trying to throw his wife at a dog". Husband... "😱😱😱😱" Moral : 🆒 A Wife is Wife 🆒 No One ELSE Can MIS-UNDERSTAND a Husband Better than a Wife 😜😝😁🙊😎 A mother shark is teaching her young how to eat humans.  "First, you go straight at them and then you circle them. You go straight at them again and circle them again. Finally, you go straight at them and then you eat them" "But, mom, why can't I just eat them the first time around?" "Well, I suppose you can, but why would you want to eat them with all the shit still inside?"